The colorful wolf

March 25, 2009

What’s the worst that could happen?

Filed under: Travel — randy @ 22:32

Thank you, family and friends, for pointing out to me all the possible things that could go wrong during my trip to South Africa. I present to you here a list of all the horrible things suggested so far:

  • Getting drugs planted in my luggage at the airport and spending years in jail or getting the death sentence
  • Plane crash on the way to Africa
  • Plane crash from Zimbabwe to South Africa
  • Get my luggage stolen or lose it in the airport of hotel
  • Get robbed
  • Get shot
  • Get shot in a slightly different way
  • Get shot, but in a more horrific manner
  • Get shot, again
  • Die from malaria
  • Almost die from malaria
  • Don’t get any disease and get annoyed because I paid so much money for the vaccinations
  • Die from malaria again
  • Be bit by a spider in the tent. Either become spiderman or die
  • Same scenario, but snake
  • Same scenario, but lion
  • Same tent, but getting trampled by an elephant
  • Get rabies. Die because I was too cheap to get the rabies vaccination
  • Get rabies and feel miserable despite having the vaccination
  • Various other kinds of diseases are available too!
  • Have sex with a hot girl and get aids
  • Have sex with an ugly girl and get aids
  • Have sex with a guy and get aids -__-
  • Get stung by a mosquito and get aids (do you see now how much that would suck?!)

Ok, I’d better stop here. I’m going to Africa! What’s the worst that could happen? Well, it can’t be much worse than anything listed here, so whatever happens, I will be prepared šŸ˜€



  1. Well, we are flying from Zambia to South Africa so…point number 3 will not happen šŸ˜€

    Comment by kamil — March 25, 2009 @ 22:51 | Reply

  2. And if you are planning on point number 23, I am not going to Africa with you! o_0

    Comment by kamil — March 25, 2009 @ 22:52 | Reply

  3. you could get lost with kamil in the jungle and then from starving you need to eat eachother!

    Comment by shanna — March 27, 2009 @ 21:28 | Reply

  4. You are een beetje gek in kop

    Comment by Pap — March 28, 2009 @ 6:05 | Reply

  5. Je kan ook je vader tegen komen en bang worden omdat ie de boeman is…

    Comment by shanna — March 29, 2009 @ 3:15 | Reply

  6. You could be kidnap by militia and work as slaves in a blood diamond mine, then die… šŸ™‚

    Comment by Matthieu F — March 31, 2009 @ 17:22 | Reply

  7. No worries – SA is the most civilized part of Africa, and while things like crime still exist, if you simply remember that it’s not Japan and act with a bit of common sense/caution, it’s no big deal.

    Also, you can’t get HIV from mosquito bites…. or your hand ;P

    Comment by b — April 1, 2009 @ 18:43 | Reply

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